{"id":4152,"date":"2020-03-23T07:22:55","date_gmt":"2020-03-23T11:22:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/?p=4152"},"modified":"2020-03-23T07:23:48","modified_gmt":"2020-03-23T11:23:48","slug":"humor-in-the-time-of-plague","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/index.php\/2020\/03\/23\/humor-in-the-time-of-plague\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor in the Time of Plague"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Found this joke online today, and felt it needed to be shared. I think it sums up what a mess the United States is in under the maladministration of Trump and his incompetent minions, and how Angela Merkel has become the default leader of the free world.<\/p>\n<p>Plane with 5 passengers on board: Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a 10-year-old schoolboy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.<\/p>\n<p>Trump says I need one: \u201cI\u2019m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to make America great again.\u201d Takes one and jumps.<\/p>\n<p>Johnson says, \u2018I\u2019m needed to sort out Britain\u2019. He takes one and jumps.<\/p>\n<p>The Pope says, \u2018I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.\u2019 He takes one and jumps.<\/p>\n<p>Angela says to the ten year old: \u201cYou can have the last parachute. I\u2019ve lived my life, yours is only just starting.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The 10-year-old replies: \u201cDon\u2019t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found this joke online today, and felt it needed to be shared. I think it sums up what a mess the United States is in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,98,92],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4152"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4152"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4154,"href":"https:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4152\/revisions\/4154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keepamericafree.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}