Inspired by ACTION ALERT: Stop Lowe’s from using Arabic Numerals, and as a followup to my email to Lowe’s a few days ago, I just sent the following missive to customercare@lowes.com.

If You Really Cared About Stopping Islamic Terrorism, you would stop using Arabic Numerals throughout all your stores.

By continuing to use Arabic Numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), you are supporting the introduction of Sharia Law into America, and insuring that the Islamic Terrorists ™ will win.

I will continue my boycott of Lowe’s, which I wrote you about previously, until you stop using these un-American Arabic Numerals, and you replace them with traditional, $DEITY-fearing Roman Numerals (I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, ad infinitium).

As long as Lowe’s continues to use evil Arabic Numerals, they have let the Islamic Terrorists ™ win.

Patriots and all One-True-$DEITY-Fearing Amurikans nationwide have their collective eyes on you. Not in a Communistic way, just, you know, watching you to make sure you stay pure.